I’m laughing. The editing is amazing though.
The one thing that Twilight has done right.
I am laughing so fucking hard right now. My suitemates are going to think I’m insane. Omg.
LMFAO THE EDITING HOLY SHIT.
my brain is
CHOOSE ME. CHOOSE ME, EDWARD.
The editing was amazing! XD
Sweet mother of God.
Get. On. My. Blog
that’s some stellar fucking editing work right there ahahaha
90% of the reason I’m reblogging is that this editing is fucking amazing.
holy shit the editing
My mom is so mean to me
Don’t call it a comeback, I’ll have hair for years.I’m scared. I’m scared that my abilities are gone. I’m scared that I’m going to fuck this up, and I’m scared of you.I don’t wanna’ start, but I will.This is an invocation for anyone who hasn’t begun, whose stuck in a terrible place between 0 and 1.———Let me realize that my past failures that follow through are no indication of my future performance, their just healthy little fires that are gonna’ warm up my ass.If my FILDI* is strong let me keep him in a velvet box until I really really need him.If my FILDI* is weak let me feed him oranges and not let him gorge himself on ego and arrogance.Let me not hit up my Facebook like it’s a crack-pipe, keep the browser closed.If I catch myself wearing a tutu (too), too fat too late too old, let me shake it off like a donkey would shake off something it doesn’t like.When I get that feeling in my stomach, you know that feeling when all the sudden you get a ball of energy and it shoots down into your legs and up into your arms and tells you to stand up and goto the refrigerator and get a cheese sandwich - that’s my cheese monster talking. And my cheese monster will never be satisfied with cheddar, only the cheese of accomplishment.Let me think about the people that I care about the most. And how when they fail or disappoint me I still love them, I still give them chances, and I still see the best in them - let me extend that generosity to myself.Let me find and use metaphors to help me understand the world around me, and give me the strength to get rid of them when it’s apparent that they no longer work.Let me thank the parts of me that I don’t understand or are outside of my control, like my creativity and my courage.Let me remember that my courage is a wild dog, it won’t just come when I call it. I have to chase it down and hold on as tight as I can.Let me not be so vain to think that I am the sole author of my victories, and a victim of my defeats.Let me remember that the unintended meaning that people project on what I do is neither my fault, nor something that I can take credit for.Perfectionism may look good in his shiny shoes, but he’s a little bit of an asshole and nobody invites him to their pool parties.Let me remember that the impact of criticism is often not the intent of the critic, but when the intent is evil that’s what the block button is for.And when I eat my critique, let me be able to separate out the good advice from the bitter herbs.*Can’t understand the over-dub’d speech*Let me not think of my work only as a stepping stone to something else, and if it is let me become fascinated by the shape of the stone.Let me take the idea that has gotten me this far, and put it to bed. What I’m about to do will not be that. But it will be something.There’s no need to sharpen my pencils anymore, my pencils are sharp enough - even the dull ones will make a mark. Warts and all.Let’s start this shit up.And god let me enjoy this, life isn’t just a sequence of waiting for things to be done.-Ze FrankWhen I feel like the pressures of my hourly, daily, weekly, monthly life are all crashing towards me like maveric wave and life itself is standing behind me so I can be sqaushed against it’s shins like a surfer who thought they could handly the crashes forces of nature only to be smashed against the rocky cliff side,I watch Ze Frank.I don’t know why, but I know that after watching his videos I feel like I am human,and that it’s ok.-JEP
kelly sue celebrates passover the #teamhawkguy way
Hate to say it, but she’s no Kate Bishop.
Don’t you sass me, child.
I’m a 42 year old mother of 2. Yesterday, I *slept in* until 4:30am, got my babies up and fed, planned an Easter brunch menu, finished a batch of rewrites, worked all day writing more comics than you, managed to sneak in 30 minutes on the treadmill and a quick shower before grabbing my hilarious and brilliant husband, two amazing children and double-batch potluck dish and heading to a seder at the home of two of our best friends, where I *rocked* playing with my daughter and her new bow & arrow out on the porch.
Kate Bishop is great. I love Kate. But she’s a fiction, sweetheart, and she’s no fucking me.
Dear Kelly Sue, you are amazing and I love you. I hope I’m as awesome as you some day.
Kate Bishop wakes up every day WISHING she was half as cool as Kelly Sue.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kelly Sue DeConnick, badass lady comics writer.
you’re a Cylon Harry….
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”